I don’t know what’s more nerve racking….
The first kiss 💋
The first fart 😳
This post just made my day…
There is a certain someone out there for everyone, and I know who that person is. I just need to marry her.
idk why i just randomly thought about this but if female cows had sexual fantasies about the male cows they liked it would probably be really weird cause i bet they’re thinking something like “oh hey there you sexy man cow. i would let you lick my udders all over” or something. but idk cause i’m not a cow.
wow…. just wow…
i did everything for you,you little piece of shit.
oh how i can relate to this so much…
The one time it actually costs more to get shot than to go to the hospital
I tried to scroll past. I really did.
Reblog because… just reblog