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br-ok-en-dre-ams:

I don’t know what’s more nerve racking….

The first kiss 💋
Or
The first fart 😳

This post just made my day…

#lol  #funny  #haha  #lolz  #omg  #omfgz  
Anonymous said: who is that one special someone? :)

Your mom

There is a certain someone out there for everyone, and I know who that person is. I just need to marry her.

grrr-lizzzzayy:

idk why i just randomly thought about this but if female cows had sexual fantasies about the male cows they liked it would probably be really weird cause i bet they’re thinking something like “oh hey there you sexy man cow. i would let you lick my udders all over” or something. but idk cause i’m not a cow.

wow…. just wow…

iwillfuckyouupxoxo:

i did everything for you,you little piece of shit.

oh how i can relate to this so much…

sizeadvantage:

The one time it actually costs more to get shot than to go to the hospital

sizeadvantage:

The one time it actually costs more to get shot than to go to the hospital

ms-dracule:

agnecaiwolf:

jesus-was-a-hindu:

LOL

I tried to scroll past. I really did.

Reblog because… just reblog 

ms-dracule:

agnecaiwolf:

jesus-was-a-hindu:

LOL

I tried to scroll past. I really did.

Reblog because… just reblog